Does Anybody Have Breasts?

Monday, 31 July 2006 at 5:00 am Pacific USA Time.

I tried on some bathing suits over the weekend. Eventually, I made my way to the large bathing suit tops. They fit perfectly except one thing, that they ALL had in common, even across multiple brand names.

They all seemed to think that the female wearer is flat-chested. So evidently, I’m a non-petite person enough to be trying on a large, but the breast areas are tiny. Even odder, they all came with removable pads in the breasts. So the implication is that a large or XL person needs to pad an area that barely covered half of each of my breasts.

What are we breeding? Are we breeding large women with no boobs? I’m just not getting the sizing and cut of these bathing suit tops.

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