Fantastically Poorly-Written Sentence


Friday, 26 November 2010 at 5:23 am Pacific USA Time.

Found this sentence in the resume of a guy who works for a company who thinks they compete against As Was. I think this sentence is fantastic in how bizarre it is. It's almost like someone challenged him to pack the most buzzwords into one sentence.

We lead our market share by offering business consulting and proven recommendations to new & existing business owners looking to address the eBay / eCommerce opportunity effectively.

I can only compare this to a Dilbert cartoon where one of the characters says something like, "Let's qualitize our paradigm so we don't overinundate with datums."


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Categories: That's Bad Marketing

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3 Responses to “Fantastically Poorly-Written Sentence”

  1. LOL!!!!!!! GREAT!!!!

  2. Roy Baker says:

    My favorite was the guy who posted this as his bio for twitter:
    * Bio: Instigation and support of self and lifestyle improvement through effective daily personal growth & development, and financial freedom.

  3. Oooo that is… interesting!