Guaranteed Tickle


Tuesday, 17 October 2006 at 3:31 am Pacific USA Time.

I have been flying a lot lately. I saw in a newspaper an ad for diamond-essence.com. I assume it’s some sort of place with diamonds or fake ones. The headline for the ad said something about "tickling" her heart with some sort of jewelry. The bottom of the ad said:

Guaranteed tickle or your money back.

So she could hate the item, the item could be of crap quality, but you are only guaranteeing that her heart will be tickled? How do you prove that a heart was untickled?

This reminds me of this interesting guarantee.


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