How Badly Do I Have To Go?

Monday, 20 November 2006 at 5:00 am Pacific USA Time.

I was on an airplane recently, and we were delayed for takeoff. That meant the fasten seat belt sign was on, but we were going nowhere. After that went on a while, I asked the stewardess if I could please get out of my seat to go to the bathroom.

"How badly do you need to go?" she asked me in full voice, which could be heard a few rows in each direction.

I was stunned. The best reply I could muster at the time was, "Bad enough to ask you." I was allowed to go. How benevolent.

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