It’s Hard to Focus with Hot Pockets

Friday, 26 October 2007 at 5:00 am Pacific USA Time.

"It’s hard to focus with Hot Pockets" is the caption on a photo from the Hot Pockets "Got Milk" photo contest. I sure agree, but more for the dizzying lack of nutrition.


This was the photo. Evidently like sleeping pills and other heavy drugs, do not eat Hot Pockets while driving machinery. They are so distractingly scary tasting that you may run over a farm hand or perhaps a family member with your tractor.

Maybe instead of cell phone bans, we need to look at banning Hot Pocket eating and milk drinking while driving. This is clearly dangerous not just to the human digestive system.

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