Perfect Spam Email!


Saturday, 23 April 2005 at 9:39 am Pacific USA Time.

This is an email I just received:

GUARANTEED PAID SIGNUPS  for all programs with a free membership option!

*All orders filled within 30 days or your money back!
*We guarantee at least 10% of your signups order will upgrade within 90 days!
*We have the lowest prices on the internet!
*Our signups are surveyed and have money to upgrade!

FINALLY ACHEIVE SUCCESS WILL ALL OF YOUR PROGRAMS!
FOR MORE INFO SEND AN EMAIL TO guaranteedpaidsignups@hotmail.com

PUT  "I WANT GUARANTEED PAID SIGNUPS!" in the subject line and your name, email address, and phone number in the body of the email.

To be removed please send an email to the address above with "R-E-M-O-V-E" in the subject line and we will remove your address immediately.




Amazing! They know exactly what we need and can provide people who will sign up for anything and then upgrade TO anything. I’m almost tempted to find out more. Almost!
Can anyone tell me who responds to these vague things? "Lose 20 pounds in a week" is at least a concrete promise even if it’s nearly impossible and bad for your health. I’m not even sure what this spam is offering. Who responds to these?

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Categories: That's Bad Marketing

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One Response to “Perfect Spam Email!”

  1. Valerie says:

    I think this is the perfect all-encompassing ad, Deb! You can insert any number of different products, from Mary Kay to car stereos, and not have to restructure any of the original copy!
    Brilliant!